Where the Noodles Are Translated

Did you know you are supposed to poop 3 times a day

So ya. Poop more guys, its healthy for you. Thank you to Sandy Nguyen for sponsoring today’s purchase of toilet paper for HTK translator and editor.

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  1. Anonymous

    dank dude, after all this chinese food i’ll probably be spending all day in the s-----r

  2. Well I do 1 per day
    ….poop I mean 😁

  3. Chaoscycle

    Well we eat 3 times a day so of course we should poop 3 times too. If you only poop once then where did the other 2 go? It gets stuck inside and causes some intestinal disorders, maybe colon cancer too and much worse toxic farts that can burn through walls and clogged nose xP

    • But…. Its so much trouble….

      • Chaoscycle

        Then atleast twice just try routinely doing it in the once in the morning and once evening bring your phone or notebook too if it takes you a while yo finish lol

      • Chaoscycle

        Haha that happens a lot when you’re not used to it yet but it gets better after a few days you’re body will have t timed well. Like for example me uhhhm some between 5-6am just right after i wake up and 10-11pm before i usually sleep. Its troubling though when im still out at the time but atleast i know its coming lol. Damn sorry too much unwanted info haha

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