Where the Noodles Are Translated

Contact/About us

Contact us on Facebook, Patron, or email us at [email protected]

About Us:

We are currently a team of four FOBs, and still two bananas. The four FOBs are in charge of roughly translating the novels to engrish, and then the two banana edits the engrish into english. We’re sorta racist, sorry not sorry.

Currently Cucumber strips and Black bean sauce are working on GDN and Fishballs and Big Udon are working on HTK. However, sum things might happen so time soon maybe. Any by that we mean Spiced Fillet and black bean sauce are working on Teen Detective – Shroud of Mystery and Miso Ramen and Fishballs are working on Global Evolution. But then again, even more things might happen in da very near future.

Release Schedule:

Since we are just starting off and trying to work this into our schedule, we are gonna release a chapter for one novel every two days, alternating between the two. Thus its 3 to 4 chapters guaranteed per week. However, depending on our time availability, we may increase the number of chapters per week.

How to bribe us into posting more often:

So basically,  we are six university students who are studying at a university. Due to the fact that we are university students, we need to pay for our university tuition as well as the essential stuff for our university classes. You may realize that we are desperately poor and thus are willing to work extra hard if we are baited with some money. We are willing to post an extra chapter for $10 for the first 2 months, through either direct donations or through clicking on our Adfly links.

Contact Us:

If you want to contact us for something, and the comments aren’t working out for you, here’s our email:

[email protected]

Note that we aren’t going to be accepting any volunteers to work with us as we are planning on only working with people we are capable of meeting everyday.


  1. Where’s the donation bar? You should go to Reddit Novel website, where many are like you guys

  2. Oi, i’ve notice something…
    You didn’t enabled the comment section lately, so i think you need to enable it…
    I found so many typos, but don’t know how to contact you without the comment section…

  3. superposhposh

    Damn, your ‘sponsored’ chapters are cheap! You should consider raising the price, else you’ll drown in a sea of queued chapters :p

  4. Euphmoria

    Do u guys have a contact email? I can help u guys edit/translate for free. I am ok at chinese and pretty much native english speaker.

  5. i see, so then again, three university student, who was the fourth? lel

  6. SecondRate

    IF you ever need an extra hand, I could help you guys. I like this novel so far and hope you guys can pay for your daily cost. Who knows you may even make enough money to pay for college debt (IF you have those, I know I have). Good luck and keep at it (also goodluck with studies, I know I needed it :p).

    • noodletowntranslated

      thanks man! ya now that google adsense pays so little it’s hard to cover costs. Anyways, thank you so much for your offer, we are looking to expand for sure, and we will be posting something regarding recruitment sometime soon!

      • SecondRate

        I have been editing for some time now (The Magus Era, Conquest, I’m a villain) so a bit experienced by now, And to make it clear, I dont take payment till I have proven myself. So only after like 10 chapters of editing and IF the employer can afford I take sth (up to the employer to set the amount). Anyway I have heard the low payment of Adsense, but soon you guys will be big enough that even that little bit will be a big amount. Good Luck!

        • Thanks bro. We are currently planning on expanding by starting to translate a few new novels. Please come check dem out after we start releasing 😀

  7. faiz

    He guys its great work your doing .i love HTK so much . i am an indian so cant help with translations . wish you luck . little greedy but love to have more htk chapters . ill do my best like adfly link. 🙂

  8. Ogre

    Sir, I would jusk like to ask if you’re buying GDN chapters on qidian. I’m
    really into it and I want to read the raws but can’t read it because its on
    VIP. By the way, Salute to you sir and noodletown team for keeping up the
    good work of yours. I wish someday your team will be known to be the
    greatest translator of xianxia novels and keep discovering new xianxias
    that can compete with other teams wuxia/xianxia translations. Wish you luck
    and good health sir to keep up your translations. ????????????

  9. Noodle is it ok if you can tell me what genre is Global Evolution? Is it a harem since you said there was sexy time?

    • We say that cuz people get offended by everything and we dun wanna get shanked. No idea if its a harem at this point 😛

  10. noodletowntranslated

    wtf did i just read? Whatever you are smoking right now, can i have some?

    • Berus

      You read about people’s greed =)

      • noodletowntranslated

        haha yep, pretty cute picture though XD

        • Berus

          soo do you think?

        • Berus

          soo what do you think?*

          • noodletowntranslated

            With your advice, how much do you think we will make per hour, knowing that each chapter takes 3-4 hours to complete and the server costs about 90$/month.

        • Berus

          No you have ~770$ per month and it’s too high price for ~14 charter per month! (only from Hail the King)
          90$/month for server wich text?? You rent server wich 4 xion proc and 12 gb RAM, and 1gb lan, 3 tb HDD?
          And you still advertise on the site!
          You want too much, man!
          each chapter takes 3-4 hours, maybe on this time you eat, watch tv, and talk wich friend? Or you don’t know Chinese?

          • noodletowntranslated

            i dont get your logic… Each chapter takes 3-4 hours, that means during those hours I will be translating, not relaxing. Do you really think translating is that easy?
            Besides, it’s just donation, not a price I charge. Every week there are still 3 regular chapters which is 8-12 hours of volunteer work I do for readers.
            90$ per month in order to handle the traffic, not the storage. I use SiteGround Cloudhosting, you can check out the price there.

        • Berus

          ~6,4$ per hour when you work 4 hour per day wich cup of tea relaxing siting on couch wich notebook.

          • noodletowntranslated

            In your logic, should labor workers be paid more than office jobs?

        • Berus

          Sorry i mistake, you make per hour 12,5$-15$, you spend ~4 hour and wait 1-4 day for 50-60$
          but in june you translate 14 charter it’s 50-60$ per charter lets take mid 55$*14= 770 and you HARD work only 56 hours per months, not week!

          • noodletowntranslated

            So, what about the 12 regular chapters I do for volunteer? Include that too in your calculation please. That’s less than 10$ per hour and you don’t see me complaining.
            And, so how much would I make per hour if I went with your advice?

        • Berus

          And max 15$ per charter and of course change unbelievable expensive hostin.

          • noodletowntranslated

            If we want to change our expensive hosting, then we have to cut down on the traffic. I think we will start with people that doesn’t appreciate our work and complains.

    • Berus

      I tipe in google “hosting with unlimited traffic” and see this?
      and this

      Bandwidth it sucks! Why did you choose it?

      • noodletowntranslated

        https://webhostinggeeks.com/user-reviews/hostgator/ (Here’s why)
        I’m still waiting on your answer on how much we will be making if we go on with your advice.
        Btw, you think we should be making less than people that does cleaning right?

          • noodletowntranslated

            thanks for proving my point, SiteGround is 3rd with a score of 91/100 and HostGator’s score is 43/100

        • Berus

          and if you will take 15$ per chapter you 15*30=450$ it 112,5 per weak
          People will be donate for 1 chapter gather together 15$ and you release new chapter

          Btw, you think we should be making less than people that does cleaning right?
          And “should not, you do less” when you just translated BUT if you don’t realy know fully Chinese lang it hard for you.
          But if you freely can speak on him, it’s easy…

          • noodletowntranslated

            $15 per chapter, 3-4 hrs of work for each, so I will be making $4-5 per hour.
            You really think typing 2k words and constantly looking for the most suitable word is easy? Try it and then talk, and see how much your fingers and eyes hurt.
            Lol, translators do less? With that logic, lawyers doctors designers teachers should all make less than labor workers because once they know the stuff its easy work for them

      • noodletowntranslated

        Keep in mind, donation is optional. Regardless of people donating or not, we already do free chapters. So I don’t know why you are complaining especially when you are not donor.

        • Berus

          I see when this Progress: $0/$60 is full you released new chapters and I thought that it is natural, that is the price for a chapter and this to high price for 4 hour work…

        • Berus

          “Keep in mind, donation is optional” ok, i just think what you sale 1 chapter for 60$ It would be incredibly greedy… Sorry!
          But you realy need change hosting
          Just look at this
          When site work well you just need hosting wich 24 h up time and it’s all.

          • noodletowntranslated

            Yep, we are not selling chapters because it’s not our original content. We translate normally for free, donation is for anyone that wants to support us, and for every 60$ we will do a bonus chapter as an appreciation.
            For hosting, I don’t want to comment anymore, you are exhibiting selective perception.

        • Berus

          Blocking was always useless… for all people =)

  11. joakim turøy

    Where can i get pic the you guys use for the wallpaper? It looks awesome!

    • noodletowntranslated

      loool srry man we forgot…. a few months ago we just googled something and found this, i even forgot wat we googled

  12. Ayustat

    Hi i just read one of your series at royal road and it said that it(Solitary Sword Soveriegn) would continue here but I have searched all over your web site and can’t find it. Did I miss some information, am I just so stupid that i can’t locate it or have you just not had the time to start posting it here?

    • noodletowntranslated

      we are waiting for Onion to do some last editing before the novel gets posted
      srry for the wait bro

  13. NovelSub

    I’d recommend adding a subscription widget so we can easily follow your translation.

    • noodletowntranslated

      i think there is already an email subscription function on the right tab of the page, and you will receive an email whenever there’s a chapter

      • NovelSub

        Thats weird I can’t find it.

        • noodletowntranslated

          umm do u use mobile or web?

          • NovelSub

            I use them both. Been looking for it but haven’t seen it

          • noodletowntranslated

            it should be right at the top of the home page, where it says you can stalk us here via email too and join other 524 subscribers

  14. basedinori

    i cant find sub button either

    • noodletowntranslated

      its on the top right side if u visit from browser, and u can subscribe to us with email

  15. MysticJazzEnforcer

    Hey guys, in case you haven’t heard (I didn’t want to assume), GDN has been officially dropped by the author. I was just wondering what your stance will be on translating it, now that it’s been dropped?

  16. Hi, i have a commercial proposal to make you guys, could you give me an email contact? Its a way to generate extra revenue without adding banners, in a totally new way!

  17. Umm I was just wondering if you will be putting out any new features for the website, such as lighting/darkness setting

    • noodletowntranslated

      sorry bro, we don’t really know how to do it lol we r all either business students or medical science students
      but ya, head over to en.qidian.com, they can allow you to change font and background when you r reading

  18. kaikai

    For the new translations, how about Assassin Landlord & Beauty Tenants. It already has been translated to chapter 53 when the translator stopped.

    • noodletowntranslated

      for sure man we gonna read thru all the suggestions

      • kaikai

        Also contact Selutu, he does red packet server, and others, but had to have Very Pure And Ambigious: The Prequel(my fav) put on Hiatus, he might do get back to it in February, but there’s no guarantee. The total chapters are just over 700, and he did volume 1 containing 282 chapters, and volume 2 up to chapter 170, with 3 volumes in total, with your rate of translation, it won’t take much time to finish translating.

  19. kaikai

    If possible, I would like for u guys to post the vpna(Very Pure and Ambigious: The Prequel) translations on RE:Library, the same site Seletu posted his translated chapters of vpna.

  20. Birdy

    The 2nd chapter of hail the king 404 is error. I cant push through because of it. Thank you

  21. Lucas Mikkelsen

    I have been redirected from this site (because the site thinks i am not a person over a dozen times in less than 5 minutes please fix that)

    I love the series Hail the king but I have a limited patients for things that waste my time.

  22. Nitin


  23. GoneWiththeWind

    Shieett~~ Science students? Ma man~ Though I stopped and went to art school instead.. Love science but Chemistry kills my brain cell..

    Never went to this section despite using this website for years now! Much love to you all for your hard work that I’m leeching off! Sorry! 😉

    Will support however I can

  24. Carbonkenny

    What’s your favorite color?

  25. ShadowLucifer

    hey, i’m about to become a member on patron, but im not clear on what 10 Bonus Chapters + Turbo Release and how do you get the bonus chapters??

    • noodletowntranslated

      hey man! thanks for your interest! So the bonus chapters will be accessed through Google drive which we will send an invitation to you for.
      So 10 bonus chapters + turbo release is you get to read at least 10 chapters ahead, and on weekends you also get new chapters (1 chap/day for AOTDD and 2 chap/day for HTK on weekends) while we don’t publish any on Noodletown.
      So yeah by month end, you will will be reading about 14 to 18 chapters ahead (depending on how many weekends there are in a month).
      However, the bonus chapters you got will be released to the public as well by the month end through month-end mass release.
      So, by the beginning of next month, you will be back at 10 chapters ahead of everyone else.
      Hope this clears things up for you~

  26. Imad

    want to subscribe

    • noodletowntranslated

      oh crap, i think there’s an error when I tried to subscribe for you, it could be the result of you subscribing with that email earlier but didn’t hit confirm subscription on the email.
      Have you subscribed with this email before? or do you want me to try with another email?

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