Chapter 293: My Hands Can’t Stop At All! (Part one)

Xu Cheng reached out to shake hands with these two senior brothers, also introducing himself, “My name is Xu Cheng.”

The 8 of Diamonds waved and said, “It’s no fun using real names. To us Dragon Blades, we usually just go by our codenames or nicknames.”

Xu Cheng awkwardly replied, “But I don’t have a nickname.”

Bei Shan: “What do you mean you don’t? Didn’t I give you one last time?’

“Huh?” Xu Cheng looked at him in confusion.

Bei Shan: “Old Two!” (TL note: if you forgot from previous chapters, old two’s a slang for d-ck in Chinese)

Ooof!

Xu Cheng felt an arrow pierce his heart.

“Man, the moment I heard that nickname, I knew it was a powerful one that only you can handle. That’s decided then, we will just call you Old Two from now on!” the J of Diamonds laughed and said.

The 8 of Diamonds clapped and agreed as well. “Yeah, that nickname is dripping swag, just too domineering. Actually, in our Dragon Division, I don’t think anyone would call themselves Old Two! Only you can now, and that’s a symbol of power! Isn’t that great?”

Bei Shan nodded. “See, I actually put in a lot of effort into that nickname for your sake.”

Xu Cheng was speechless. “I want to KMS.’

Then, he asked Bei Shan in curiosity, “Senior Brother Bei Shan, so what are you three doing here?”

The 8 of Diamonds said, “Senior Brother Bei Shan said you are in danger, so we came out. But by the looks of it, you seem to be in great shape.”

The J of Diamonds: “Old Two, I have a serious question for you though, so please answer me very seriously.”

Xu Cheng nodded. “Ask away.”

The J of Diamonds: “Was that woman that you were carrying really your wife?”

Xu Cheng wanted to cry, how dare they all bully him like this? Did he need to bring his marriage certificate with him at all times now to prove to people that the beautiful goddess Lin Chuxue was actually his wife?

Bei Shan: “I asked him that question already, so I can answer in his place. That beautiful-beyond-imagination goddess is really this guy’s wife.”

The 8 and J of Diamonds both exclaimed in disbelief at the same time, “Senior Brother, you are not joking with us, right?’

Bei Shan rolled his eyes at them and said to Xu Cheng, “You go and explain it to them yourself.”

Xu Cheng looked at those two senior brothers of his and said, “No matter how pretty the woman is, the key is to use your heart to pursue her, not your JJ.”

The J of Diamonds glanced at him from the corner of his eyes and said, “As someone nicknamed Old Two(same as JJ, both mean d-ck), you are actually telling us to court girls with our hearts? Don’t tease us.”

Xu Cheng: “I really don’t know what to say to you guys.”

The J of Diamonds said, “But hey, at least your Senior Brother Professor is making progress, at least his higherup wants to casting-couch him.”

The 8 of Diamonds. “…”

Xu Cheng: “Oh that’s nice, Senior Brother Professor, you should try it out with your higher up, maybe it’s true love.”

The 8 of Diamonds: “Go f-k yourself!”

The J of Diamonds: “Oh right, Old Two, how did you get your wife to be with you? Teach us a thing or two.”

Xu Cheng: “Very simple, just be thick-skinned and court her. What are women? They are flowers. And what about men? They are bull crap! And flowers need nutrients to grow, so how can they live without us cow manure as fertilizer? So, consider yourself to be prime cow manure and court her with the intention that it’s for her sake to be with you.”

The 8 of Diamonds actually nodded and asked, “Then how do you become prime-level cow manure?” 

Xu Cheng: “This is a great question. As a pile of prime-AAA cow manure, you have the flower growing on you right? Anyone that dares to approach it, you need to take care of the, all.”

The J of Diamonds: “For example?”

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