Chapter 20: Oscar-Worthy Acting
Fei traced the source of the sound. At the corner on his right hand side, a thin, red-haired little girl was holding someone while crying.
Fei took a closer look. The person who the little girl was holding was the severely wounded Pierce.
The second commander of the king’s guards, Brook was beside them looking worried. He kept talking to the little girl to comfort her.
“Your Majesty!”
After seeing Fei, Brook was excited. He stood up and bowed, “Did you find a cure?”
He looked at Fei nervously; he was afraid that Fei would shake his head and say something disappointing. Pierce was at his limit, he could probably hold on another ten minutes, but that would be it.
Fei saw the humble Brook getting extremely nervous and decided to tease him a little. He didn’t respond to Brook’s question. Instead, he pointed at the red-haired little girl: “She is ……”
“Louise, she is Pierce’s daughter Louise.” Brook tried to hold his anxiety and introduced the little girl to Fei.
Fei nodded without saying anything.
“So this is the daughter that Pierce was worrying about when he was severely injured.” Fei thought.
Unlike Pierce, who was an insensitive tough guy, little Louise was very cute. With tears in her eyes, she could melt everyone’s heart. Her red hair was very noticeable too. It reminded Fei of Hermione from Harry Potter.
However, Fei felt that Louise wasn’t that very approachable as a kid. She was cold and seemed way too mature for a 12 year old girl.
“Are you the one that Uncle Brook said can save my father?”
Although Louise was crying, when she felt someone walking towards her, she looked up. There were still tears in her eyes, and Fei could tell that she was heartbroken. However, she said in a voice unfit for her age, “If you can save my father, I’m willing to be your lover forever.”
Fei was shocked. He didn’t know what to say.
“Da f--k? Are all the kids in this world that precocious? I ain’t no pedophile!” Fei thought to himself.
He didn’t want to talk to this kid anymore. It was more challenging for Fei to face her than one of the bosses in the Diablo World.
Fei sat down beside Pierce who relapsed into a heavy coma. He took out the 【Minor Healing Potion】 and carefully poured one drop of the potion into Pierce’s mouth.
Whether it would work or not was going to be tested at this moment.
Fei was nervous; Brook and Louise were even more nervous. All three of them stared at Pierce. Their hearts were pounding extremely quickly, hoping that it would work.
Time passed slowly. The silence was like poison; no one dared to breathe.
Eventually, Pierce who was struggling to breathe began inhaling and exhaling rapidly. His pale face was getting red and his wounds were recovering at a ridiculous speed visible to the human eyes.
Brook and Louise were shocked. Their jaws dropped subconsciously. Although they didn’t know what the red liquid was that King Alexander dropped into Pierce’s mouth, it was super effective. The healing power of the liquid was beyond their wildest dreams.
Unimaginable! Spectacular! Unheard of!
It was better than any healing spell from the High Priests of the Holy Church.
Brook and Louise looked at each other and then stared at Fei. They were almost sure that Fei was a living god.
Fei was shocked by the terrifying healing power of the 【Minor Healing Potion】 as well.
He wasn’t expecting that a single drop of the potion could be so effective. Obviously, if Pierce emptied the bottle, he could easily recovered 100% and fight another battle. However, the impact of that would be too shocking to everyone around, so Fei didn’t do it.
Fei observed Pierce’s condition. He found that after one drop of the potion, the wounds had all recovered and Pierce’s face wasn’t that pale anymore, but he was still unconscious.
“That’s probably the max healing one drop can do!” This gave Fei a rough measurement of the potion’s healing power, so he dropped another drop into Pierce’s mouth.
The effect was instant this time. As soon as the drop landed in Pierce’s mouth, Pierce woke up from the coma.
He groaned as he opened his eyes. He was confused when he saw the three of them standing in front of him; he shook his head as he tried to remember what had happened. He remembered that he was about to die, but somehow, the unbearable pain throughout his body stopped and he could breathe again……
“What happened? I……” After seeing Pierce speak, Brook was finally relieved.
Louise happily shouted as she jumped into the arms of Pierce. At this moment, the 12 year old girl felt secure and happy like never before. “Father, you’re alive! ……Thank god ……the king saved you!…….”
Louise couldn’t even finish speaking. She was so happy that she started sobbing.
It was a terrifying feeling for her to lose the only loved one she had left. It scarred her soul and she didn’t want to experience that ever again.
Pierce seemed to realize what had happened in his daughter’s sobs. The brave warrior didn’t say a word; he tightly hugged his daughter. After feeling the fear and excitement in his daughter’s face, a drop of the hero’s tear fell from his eyes……
Fei looked at this happy father and daughter family and smiled.
……
Fei quietly left; he didn’t want to interrupt the special moment the family was having. Two drops of the 【Minor Healing Potion】 brought Pierce back from the Grim Reaper’s hand. This gave Fei a better understanding of the effectiveness of the potion – similar to the effectiveness in the Diablo world.
This made Fei more confident in what he was about to do next.
“Alexander, the water and the pots are ready.” Emma yelled.
Angela and Emma each carried a pot of water and rushed over from the back half of the palace. Fei took the pots, one in each hand, and ordered Brook to get a table.
After placing the pots on the table, Fei kneeled before the table. Angela and the rest of the people didn’t know what was going on, so they stared with curiosity.
“Time to show off my acting skills!” Fei was laughing on the inside, but he appeared very serious.
He placed his palms together in front of his chest and closed his eyes. A strange, mysterious language flew out of Fei’s mouth that no one had heard of before. His expression was very serious, as if he was praying to a mysterious god.
Although no one understood what the king was talking about, his serious expression influenced the people around him. Angela dragged Emma to kneel down first and then Brook and the rest of the people in the palace all kneeled down as well.
Fei heard what was happening behind him. He took a peak behind him and had to force himself from laughing.
The act must go on.
He started his bullshit in English, “Deez nuts! I’m the handsome king and you are not! I used to call you on my cell phone. Why you always lying ~ Hehehe. None of you guys understand me. You don’t understand~ S--t…… I got to be serious!”
After repeating that for a couple time, Fei felt it was enough so he stood up.
All the people behind him stood up as well, confused……
“Tink – !”
Suddenly, Fei pulled out Brook’s sword from the scabbard and cut his palm.
Blood spurted out.
Fei reached his hand out and let the blood drip into both pots filled with clear water.
“Alexander, you……”
Angela yelled when she saw Fei’s action. She was worried.
Fei turned around and smiled at Angela to signal her that everything was under his control.
While everyone was staring at his bleeding hand and the two pots, Fei secretly blocked the vision of everyone behind him with his back and opened the bottle containing the 【Minor Healing Potion】. He dumped half of the bottle of potion into the two pots.
“Oh god of war! My brave warriors, you will all be saved. After my prayer, the god was willing to save us all. He has infused his power into my body. Anyone who drinks this blood water filled with the god’s power, and all injuries will be recovered……”
Fei bullshitted even more. He was not ashamed at all.
To prove his points, he put his bleeding hand into the water. After two seconds, when he pulled his hand out, the wound was recovered, with only a light red scar visible.
“Ah!!”
“What?!”
“My god!”
After witnessing the ‘miracle’, the crowd went crazy.
Pastaman
Did the author actually write Deez nuts?
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After translated yep
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Hahahhha yep
rclauram
What? i dont undertand about what wrote for mean time traveler (if is in a game I am sure because is that i dont understand XD ). The same way some thing wrote about invent of future example in the movie “back to the future” know are fact in the moment
Sultan Momena
His bullshit power is too damn high
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Thanks right loool
rclauram
To Satou came out two serious competitors this MC and Will from “I’m sorry I’m reincarnated”
XD
Old brother Zhu
Lol, bull s------g to the max exactly like how my viva’s go.
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Hahahahaa yep
AceBro
Thanks for the chapter 🙂
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Thanks for the support!
StupidDuck
Haha….Thx
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gotchu bro!
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Hahahaha dw there shouldnt be any
pionkochi
Thankd god!! No harem! Yezzzzz
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Hail noodles!
crazyboy1200
He started his bullshit in English, “Deez nuts! I’m the handsome king and you are not! I used to call you on my cell phone. Why you always lying ~ Hehehe. None of you guys understand me. You don’t understand~ S--t…… I got to be serious!â€
Lol this made me crack up. Isn’t MC Chinese? His English must be really good >.>
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Hahahhaha yep
oneskies
yeah and i can see the troll in the future…..
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Hahahahhaha
Taryn
Such good acting, haha
Thanks for the great translation, really appreciate it!
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Gotchu homie! Thanks for ur support
Kiseki
Crack! Crash!! Kaboom!!! (tsudere mode on)Heh,I am not happy because of the updates,really! This is nothing to excite da mon.and no this flower I am holding with care is not for noodle *POUT* what are you looking? I am not giving noodle this.why do I have to give? Baka Baka (quickly give noodle a flower and an ancient vase with water and quickly run away)
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Hahaha calm down bro we gotchu
juan
Thanks for the chapter
Gracias por el capitulo 😀 me ah gustado bastante la serie espero que puedas seguir asi :d
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Me sortoff understando, gracias
divinecheckers
Hail the KING! thanks for the translation. that english part made me laugh my a-s off nice touch. do you guys have a release schedule somewhere?
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Hey man glad that u like it! We normally release once every 2 days, and with bonus que we will at least release one chap every day. In the event where we cant do a chapter for one day then we do two on the next day
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Thanks for the support! We update 1 chapter per every 2 days for each novel, and we would update 1 chapter everyday if there are bonus chapters in queue!
ichironakagane
Thanks for the bullshit, errr I mean chapter!! Haha, funny tho, his bullshit acting is funnu.
ichironakagane
*funny
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Hahahahh np man, glad that u liked it
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Hahaha! Thanks homie!
kenchan223
When he bullshits his acting skills towards the crowd.. lmao #bullshitking
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Hahhaha yep
Ruki
Thanks for translation, sir^-^
I truly enjoy this!! I demand more!! Lol…
Also please don’t forget take break…
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Gotchu bro, glad that u r enjoying it
m3eep
I can’t take this novel seriously, MC’s just too much of a troll 😀
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Hahahhhaa yep
jlkawaii
Really nice and unique novel, very refreshing 🙂
Thank you very much for your work m(U.U)m
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Thanks man, glad that u r enjoying it
CloudySkySadMoon
Aiyah! If this spreads, “strong-er” people will try to kidnap him for blood.
antowibowo
This guy deserves the oscar more than leo apparantly.
Thank you for the double chapters!
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Gotchu bro, thanks for supporting us
tonyorobsky
I’ve read part of the raws with google translate:
SPOILER ALERT:
At the very least he will have 2 lovers. Angela and another are confirmed lovers. And that is before reaching 170 chapters. Considering the final amount of chapters, there may be more. At least, I like the second lover, not the best char available, but understandable considering the circumstances
rai
Thanks for the chapter
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Thanks for the support!
hercvels
Aw I’m so close to overdose yet so far I need more drugs dammit. I’ll read them all in adfly again lol thanks for the chapters
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Wowww thank you so much for the support! Glad that u really like the novel we r working on more chapters!
yinang83
Thank you for the chapters!
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Gotchu homie! Glad that u enjoyed it
loosli22
is he planning on building a cult
jlkawaii
Building a cult is not a bad idea if we think about the church which abandonned chambord.
abyssdarkfire
Deez nuts so epic!
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Deez nuts!
AncientAnimeLover
As always he always makes it up with comedy. Lol he is a serious troller…
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hahaha yep
Tintery
Oh my god.. mc is so hilarious. That was awesome. Thank you for the chapter!
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gotchu homie
Eve
I can’t believe he refuses to chant “Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao”
that’s the most effective chant of all times!!!
EaterOfNovels
xd Oscar acting indeed!
gboY
that trollshitting,. i mean bullshitting is high on this one, im not talking about the king being high ok,
Anna Tong
shameless MC is the best kind of MC ever..
as always thank you for the amazing chapter :3
Learner
He forget about rejecting the girl offer…
WirlWind
“Forget”…
More like “I’ll put it on hold until you’re old enough to grow boobs.”
LoliSlayer
DEEZ NUTZ. HA! GODEEEEE