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My Girlfriend is a Zombie Chapter 46

Chapter 46 Feels good, just a little small

Ling Mo did not know a lick of medicine, and the only piece of information he could remember from science class was that the mitochondria was the powerhouse of the cell. So his research method is very simple and crude, dissection!

He ordered Ye Lian to drag this zombie into one of the booths in the teahouse, then used Shana to perforate the zombie’s abdomen.

At this moment although Shana would not be manipulated by Ling Mo, but she is still Ling Mo’s “zombie puppet”, still listened to simple commands. Not to mention that as she regained some sanity, to Ling Mo’s words, she can understand some simple tasks like disemboweling.

This time Shana showed her zombie side, her expression is very indifferent, no mood swings, as if the body she cut open is not a human.

When the thick smell of the blood drifted out of the corpse into her nose, her eyes flashed a hint of carnage.

Luckily, her eating habits are the same as mutated zombies, as she was not interested in the flesh of corpses, but rather that juicy brain matter.

But after Shana is done, she somewhat looked at Ling Mo in a haze, apparently did not understand what he wanted to do. However even if there is doubt, with Shana’s current stumbled thought process, she could not sort these issues into a sentence, not to mention to open her mouth to ask. But even so, she quietly stood aside, closely watching Ling Mo’s every move.

This kind of dirty work naturally Ling Mo would not make Ye Lian to do, therefore he took out a knife, and then picked open this long wound. Ling Mo was sure to lower the curtains around the teahouse before he turned on his flashlight to look into the corpse. The last thing he wanted to do was to serve as a lighthouse beacon to a hungry zombie as he performs surgery without a medical license.

Even though Ling Mo was still far to inexperienced to understand human anatomy, his experience with eviscerating zombies after the apocalypse sure played in his favour when he realized this zombie’s innards looked nothing like a normal human’s.

As Ling Mo stared at the viscera, he realized that the organs were covered with some kind of blood-red screen, glassy in appearance. This substance had the same meshwork consistency of the veins in the brain gels Ling Mo always used, suggesting that this tissue was thanks to the virus. Even though this screen looked thin, it appeared to be still pulsating and moving…

No wonder….Probably mutated zombies’ tyrannical strength came from here….These virus are sure enough transforming zombies’ bodies. Most likely it also happens in ordinary zombies’ bodies, but because the absorbed virus is too little, therefore it was not obvious, and this mutated zombie just swallowed numerous pieces of brain gel, at this time the virus is rapidly spreading throughout the body.

Somehow, this zombie was still alive, and was beginning to struggle and twist around to try to get up. Ling Mo quickly commanded Ye Lian and Shana to pin the zombie back down, so that he could not move. But his body is still desperately struggling and twisting, at the same time when blood gushed out, Ling Mo could not see anything.

“Hey, rest assured, you’ll soon be liberated.”

Ling Mo smiled at this crazy zombie, then used the short knife and went for the throat…

Trachea was cut, mutated zombie’s long breath that originally could not be heard soon became the bellows sound, he spit out a futile last breath, and died for good.

Honestly fresh human brain Ling Mo did not want to see it at all, but when this human brain was pulled out, he could not help but to glance, then showed a look of shock.

Inside this newly minted mutated zombie’s brain, the virus has not yet appeared in the state of gel, but his brain surface is filled with that red thread that were filled on the internal organs and blood vessels.

Presumably if he were given more time, these threads will gradually gather together and condensed into a focus at the back of the brain to become the much desired viral gel.

Gazed steadily at that group of brain for a while, Ling Mo suddenly slapped his thigh: “I understand!”

Normal zombies’ brain also is full of these threads, but because the amount of virus gel is too little, low purity, therefore it is invisible to the naked eye. But this new mutated zombie absorbed large amount of virus as it feasted, so this threads then appeared visible to the naked eye. After the virus has taken hold, it begins to alter the zombie’s mind to start going straight for the brains, instead of eating the flesh.

As the viral gel condenses it grows smaller and more pure. Maybe to a certain extent, it will become a very small one, and at that time, the zombie that has it will perhaps restore sanity!

Shana’s special point was that, originally she has smaller volume of virus in her body, and before it was fully spread to the brain, she continued to swallowed two viral gel, later swallowed a piece of extremely high purity gel.

As a result, before her brain was completely eroded, the virus may have simply condensed into a small point in her brain, not being able to completely wipe out her conscious mind!

Ling Mo does not know whether his thoughts are right, but to see from the current mutated zombie’s condition, this is the probably the closest answer!

Sure enough his direction is right!

To the current Ling Mo, there is nothing else that could made him even happier than this discovery. He is not some doctor….this inference may have a lot of mistakes, but the results it is quite possible to actually be real.

Proved that this hope does exist, and the probability is large, then the next thing to do is to make this guess become a reality as soon as possible!

After a full ten minutes of excitement, Ling Mo finally realized a hint of strangeness. In any case, a large living being himself in front of such disgusting corpse, smiling and carrying thoughts, is always a little weird…

“Throw it into the river…..Well, tomorrow will have to find a new set of clothes, this smell of blood, unless zombies’ noses all become rotten to not smell it!”

“You…..why do you laugh?” When Shana helped to lift the body, she suddenly asked with puzzled tone.

Not easy, silent for a long time, then she finally spitted out a whole sentence. Ling Mo blinked at her strangely, said: “because I thought of one thing. That place on you really do feel good, just a little small.”

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  1. Alex Orario

    just hope this doesn’t become a harem..

    thank you for the chapter!

    • The_Faggot_One

      We already have the answer I think, abandon all hope !

    • I’m sorry but it kinda does. I’m 600 chapters in and it is kinda. He has a core group that he trusts and follow him unconditionally but there are others who have a favorable impression of him that are under his command (and could be called a loose harem by definition). It does not follow the God and Devil World route though. And the MC stays primarily alone (in his own group) but does interact with others.

      • Seisyll

        And halleluja to that. I can’t stand God and Devil World with this constant ‘oh no I can’t reach my base, gotta build new one’

        • Ah, so far it’s only 1 group that’s kinda under his command. But all of these things are basically unimportant compared to the MC’s search/goal of understanding the virus and restoring Ye Lian. He does interact with survivors and others see that he’s fairly strong so he sell his strength (basically you pay me and I’ll kinda help you out) but most of the time he’s with his own group doing his own thing and traveling. He takes almost 0 leadership positions (he has one that he delegates to someone else and just books it).

          • Seisyll

            Then I hope we will get to that point in translation. I am seriously fed up with zombie novels where survivors stay in one place and organise a base only to be overrun and start another base or expand their forces. Zombie apocalypse is more fun with the travelling

      • You don’t need to curse an author just because you dislike the novel. I think that’s stupid. A person can write whatever novel/story that they want. You can just choose not to read it.

      • Why do you complain. You choose the novels you read not the author. I write stories but i dont give a s--t if others hate it as long as i like it.

  2. tonyorobsky

    That ending… He is asking to be eviscerated

  3. That last remark :/
    Ling Mo pls

  4. Oooooooo, the pseudo science is rockstar. Thanks so much for all your hard work!!!!

  5. Thanks for the chapter 🙂

  6. Thxs for the chapter.

  7. Thanks for the chapter TLs! His jokes need some work.

  8. well then, this theory also brings up another- the walking dead hypothesis.

    Basically- the reason why zombies try to eat humans is because everybody did, in fact, get infected (thus the walking dead bit), but the human immune system usually holds the small amount in check.

    They try to eat humans because there are small, residual amounts of the virus (maybe this is more fungus?) in everyone. That is why they eat humans, as well as the remains of other zombies. I am going to assume there is a survival instinct to ‘target things less powerful than yourself’, thus they go for the barely infected humans first, and they only turn to eachother when they are desperate (they initially avoid targeting other zombies, because this brawl shows what happens- even if you are strong, you might lose the battle royale).

    This theory also explains the protagonist’s powers- he is infected, but he was resistant enough that it took a weird turn while it struggled to get his brain. And i guess…. it short circuited some parts, and accidentally completed a psychic circuit?

  9. TomboyGirlPlayer

    While everyone else is commenting about zombies, I’m just here laughing my a-s off at the “mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell” part. (*≧▽≦)ノシ)) So true!

  10. ironyisnotdead

    Thanks for the chapter

  11. Archerbob

    Thanks for the chapter and I’m surprised that no one commented about how the author forgot (or maybe change there mind) that the regular zombies had brain gel at the beginning of the story not just the mutated zombies. Regardless still really enjoying the story so far.

    • noodletowntranslated

      yeah this novel was translated by our interns in the past, the quality didn’t pass the assessment so it’s removed from the front end of our site already. You should try the other two novels that are actively updating: Ace of the Dragon Division and Hail the King, really good reads with quality translation

  12. Shana hadn’t fully “lost” her brain yet, but that doesn’t mean that the other girl, who spent several days as a full normal zombie, can recover

  13. Gelord Michael Tahud

    Thx for the chapter😻

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